Brain Dead

Parents: Don't forget to make us proud

Mon, 20 May 2013 07:40:54 -0700

Parents: Don't forget to make us proud
Friends: Don't forget to socialize
Teachers: Don't forget to get A's
Strangers: Don't forget to blend in
Opposite sex: Don't forget to look good
Society: Don't forget to be perfect
Tumblr: Fuck the world, they're peasants. At least you haven't murdered somebody today
Tumblr: But just in case you want to get away with it, here are some tips.

slytherin-starkid-of-tardis: phinflynn: “Ah, Perry the platypus!” “What an unexpected -“ “WAIT,...

Mon, 20 May 2013 07:40:40 -0700

slytherin-starkid-of-tardis:

phinflynn:

“Ah, Perry the platypus!”

“What an unexpected -“

“WAIT, WAIT, WAIT!”

“You’re trapped!”

“By societal convention!”

“Look! We’re in a fine dining environment. Everyone knows not to throw a scene in a fancy restaurant!”

“That’s right. You’re trapped. Sit down.”

This show is fucking brilliant.

mechinism: brothasoul: can we all just take a minute to imagine steve rogers’ face the first time...

Mon, 20 May 2013 07:40:31 -0700

mechinism:

brothasoul:

can we all just take a minute to imagine steve rogers’ face the first time he heard someone say “motherfucker” casually

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Mon, 20 May 2013 07:34:59 -0700

iwillbebackintenyears: assbutt-sherlocked-in-the-tardis: OMG I’M LAUGHING SO HARD MY SISTER WAS...

Mon, 20 May 2013 07:34:24 -0700

iwillbebackintenyears:

assbutt-sherlocked-in-the-tardis:

OMG I’M LAUGHING SO HARD MY SISTER WAS WATCHING CHEAPER BY THE DOZEN AND FUCKING JARED PADALECKI WAS ON IT AND IN BETWEEN MY TEARS I SAW HIM MAKE THIS FACE

AND I LAUGHED EVEN HARDER BECAUSE I REALIZED HE’S MAKING THE SAME FACE AND GESTURES AS NINE

sassy fuckers

the-absolute-best-gifs: This post has been featured on a...

Mon, 20 May 2013 07:33:41 -0700

the-absolute-best-gifs:

This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.

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Mon, 20 May 2013 06:33:13 -0700

thelovenotebook: EVERYTHING LOVE, LIFE & PERSONAL

Mon, 20 May 2013 06:33:07 -0700

thelovenotebook:

EVERYTHING LOVE, LIFE & PERSONAL

artisttrap: Reverse graffiti Reverse graffiti, also known...

Mon, 20 May 2013 06:32:57 -0700

artisttrap:

Reverse graffiti

Reverse graffiti, also known as clean tagging, dust tagging, grime writing, green graffiti or clean advertising, is a method of creating temporary or semi permanent images on walls or other surfaces by removing dirt from a surface. It is often done by removing dirt/dust with the fingertip(s) from windows or other dirty surfaces, such as writing ‘wash me’ on a dirty vehicle. Others, such as artist Moose, use a cloth or a high power washer to remove dirt on a larger scale. - Source

forebidden: donny darko

Mon, 20 May 2013 06:31:42 -0700

forebidden:

donny darko

dean-in-an-angelic-embrace: do you think castiel will still try to watch over dean at night and get...

Mon, 20 May 2013 06:31:36 -0700

dean-in-an-angelic-embrace:

do you think castiel will still try to watch over dean at night and get confused because he cant stay awake and then crawls into bed with dean and holds him so even if he falls asleep, if anything happens, he can protect him <3

trixalla: meeshay: mousezilla: tyshalae: pennatologist: 110%...

Mon, 20 May 2013 06:31:25 -0700

trixalla:

meeshay:

mousezilla:

tyshalae:

pennatologist:

110% guilty of this

this but with writing…

*cough* yeah.

Y-Yeah..

*hangs head*

whyarentibritish: alizdurshoe: bootycaller: today in philosophy i learned that witches were...

Mon, 20 May 2013 06:27:40 -0700

whyarentibritish:

alizdurshoe:

bootycaller:

today in philosophy i learned that witches were portrayed as riding broomsticks because back in the day it was a euphemism for riding the devil’s dick so just think about that before you consider dressing up as a witch for halloween

well quidditch just got awkward

i guess that explains why oliver wood loved quidditch so much

rpgmaker: thatbatterisaspy: hairandbeardkommando: punks not...

Mon, 20 May 2013 06:26:57 -0700

rpgmaker:

thatbatterisaspy:

hairandbeardkommando:

punks not dead

Heosemys spinosa is an endangered species.

punks almost dead

teenytigress: SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR...

Mon, 20 May 2013 06:26:34 -0700

teenytigress:

SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY

sodamnrelatable: Diet ideas: Eat whatever you want, and if anyone tries to lecture you about your...

Sun, 19 May 2013 21:34:55 -0700

sodamnrelatable:

Diet ideas: Eat whatever you want, and if anyone tries to lecture you about your weight, eat them too.

mostrandomfaves:

Sun, 19 May 2013 21:34:48 -0700

mostrandomfaves:

Friendly reminder that

Sun, 19 May 2013 21:34:05 -0700

orderlybunker:

Tumblr will remain independent

Yahoo bought it because Tumblr was getting too expensive

The only thing changing will be the one’s legally owning Tumblr

There will remain absolutely no restrictions on gifs/fics/pictures/edits/porn/terms and conditions

The terms and conditions will remain the same

Tumblr’s options were to shut Tumblr down or get funds

ThE lAyOuT iS nOt ChAnGiNg

tonystarkmakesyoufeel: expositionfairy: gizmo-turing: hamishma...

Sun, 19 May 2013 21:33:52 -0700

tonystarkmakesyoufeel:

expositionfairy:

gizmo-turing:

hamishmash:

The first two pages from my upcoming comic Horus Story, the very true story of Horus’ birth according to Egyptian legend.

AAAAAHHH LITTLE SET AHAHHAH

Laughing entirely too hard oh my god

“I really want that box”

this is literally the best thing

dapenguinninja: sincerely-harry: my baby brother was really upset so he was crying until he...

Sun, 19 May 2013 21:33:05 -0700

dapenguinninja:

sincerely-harry:

my baby brother was really upset so

he was crying

until he realized he was taking selfies on my laptop

The last one tho