Diet ideas: Eat whatever you want, and if anyone tries to lecture you about your weight, eat them too.
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Friendly reminder that
- Tumblr will remain independent
- Yahoo bought it because Tumblr was getting too expensive
- The only thing changing will be the one’s legally owning Tumblr
- There will remain absolutely no restrictions on gifs/fics/pictures/edits/porn/terms and conditions
- The terms and conditions will remain the same
- Tumblr’s options were to shut Tumblr down or get funds
- ThE lAyOuT iS nOt ChAnGiNg
The first two pages from my upcoming comic Horus Story, the very true story of Horus’ birth according to Egyptian legend.
AAAAAHHH LITTLE SET AHAHHAH
Laughing entirely too hard oh my god
“I really want that box”
this is literally the best thing
my baby brother was really upset so
he was crying
until he realized he was taking selfies on my laptop
The last one tho
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dean winchester + being scared
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Let’s take a moment to appreciate the fact Tony Stark killed a man over a Dora the Explorer watch.
hey it was a limited edition
since this is yahoo, can someone help me please?
i held a girl’s hand the other day and she didn’t come to school for like a week. did i made her pregnant?
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things i dont need in my life:
- wasps
- those stringy things on the banana
- commercials on youtube
Things I need in my life
A machine that clones celebrities
A device to create fictional characters real
#Dear diary #today I went to threaten Scott’s best friend to help me #and he made me try on shirts #I know that doesn’t sound like a big deal when you write it down #but it was in front of a stranger #and the only one that fit was all colorful #you know I can’t wear colors diary #my wardrobe has to be black and gray like my soul #frowny face
This makes me laugh hysterically every fuckin’ time it comes up on my dash.
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They must have the most ridiculous sex ever
*most incredible sex ever
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This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.
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